### She is always a Oommen to me !

I loved it so I wanted to share this masterpiece with all of you. Read and Enjoy this Billy Joel Parody and I am sure this will remind you of your teacher in your school.

**She can begin your day with a casual good morning**

She can ruin your day if she catches you yawning

You thought that you’d lost her when you left 7B

Yet she drones on and on,

Yes she’s always Miss Oommen to me.

She can ruin your day if she catches you yawning

You thought that you’d lost her when you left 7B

Yet she drones on and on,

Yes she’s always Miss Oommen to me.

**She’ll ask you a question when you least expect one**

Before you can mumble she’ll ask you the next one

“Off to detention” she’ll say, full off glee

Althought she's quite married

She’s always Miss Oommen to me.

Before you can mumble she’ll ask you the next one

“Off to detention” she’ll say, full off glee

Althought she's quite married

She’s always Miss Oommen to me.

**Oh – she’s not very cool. And she’s nothing like hot.**

She’s got grades on her mind.

Oh – she’s in every school. And she’s in every class.

She’s not one of her kind.

She knows all the answers to all of the questions

She clearly remembers all your transgressions

She’ll never even let you leave class for a pee

She acts like Pol Pot

But she’s always Miss Oommen to me.

She’s got grades on her mind.

Oh – she’s in every school. And she’s in every class.

She’s not one of her kind.

She knows all the answers to all of the questions

She clearly remembers all your transgressions

She’ll never even let you leave class for a pee

She acts like Pol Pot

But she’s always Miss Oommen to me.

**Oh – she’s out for your blood. She can blade if she wants.**

To the power of nine.

Oh – she’s in every school. And she’s in every class.

She’s not one of her kind.

She's frequently cruel

And she’s suddenly crueler.

She’ll smack your knuckles with a heavy steel ruler.

She’ll frighten you now and for eternity

Her friends call her Liz,

But she’s always Miss Oommen to me.

To the power of nine.

Oh – she’s in every school. And she’s in every class.

She’s not one of her kind.

She's frequently cruel

And she’s suddenly crueler.

She’ll smack your knuckles with a heavy steel ruler.

She’ll frighten you now and for eternity

Her friends call her Liz,

But she’s always Miss Oommen to me.